That damn slut of a cousin of mine is completely hogging all
“I want you to understand something, Lois,
Lois turned, blindsided, “Geez, Chlo, what are you doing here? And in that?” Lois remarked of Chloe low-cut, forming-fitting yellow tank and red hot pants.
“I’m keeping my boy-stealing cousin from taking the love of my life.”
“Chloe, for the last time, zero interest in
“Lois,” Chloe cut her off, “I know. And that stuff didn’t make me fall in love with
Lois began to gently explain, “You’re not in love with
But as Chloe had no time for this, Lois was left talking to herself. She spun around to give Chloe a piece of her mind, only to be approached by a rather broad-shouldered linebacker holding a plastic cup of what appeared to be green beer. “So, I couldn’t help but notice that you were here with Clark
“Oh, please,
With a wide grin, the football player responded lavishly, “I like the sound of that.”
“Look, buddy,” Lois snapped, poking the flirter in the chest, “I’m here on a very important mission.” She poked him again. “Not bad…” she remarked, appreciation in her voice. After a moment of debate, she looked over her admirer’s shoulder, commenting to herself, “Oh, well, she’s a lovesick puppy. Can’t get herself into too much trouble, can she?” She turned to the linebacker, and asked, “So, what position do you play? In football?”
Meanwhile, Chloe had tracked down Clark, who was currently eyeing Mandy Walsh. “What’s she got that I don’t?” Chloe asked quite pointedly.
“It’s a party for football players and cheerleaders. I’m a cheerleader.” Luckily, Mandy didn’t seem to have overheard.
“Don’t remind me,”
“Here,” Chloe said as she handed
All at once,
God, this feels good!
All of a sudden, he realized that the whole love-slave football player devotion was not such an urgent matter. Chloe was standing here, obviously still on the effects of the Gatorade. Honestly, Chloe was quite a pretty girl. And probably a lot more sexually adventurous than that prude Lana. Well, Lana did have that quality, but honestly, is she really worth it?
Okay, enough thinking,
“Oh, do I, farmboy… do I.”
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