NSVC: Smallvillian Idol

AG: Want to hear about our next brilliant plan?

AM: They can’t get any worse.

MM: American Idol.

AM: I stand corrected.

TW: You do realize we can’t sing?

AA: Erica did for that one show.

ED: Alli sung in public. She wasn’t bad.

AM: (rolling her eyes) Thanks a lot! You do realize that it’s not actually a scripted television show?

AG: But it’s popular!

AM: So are taped executions and pornography, but you don’t see us doing those.

MM: Actually…

KK: No.

AM: No.

TW: No.

ED: Not without a lot more money.

MR: Only if I get to dance like an idiot.

ED: For the porn or for American Idol?

MR: I’m not picky.

AG: Well, look, if you’re not going to sing, the show’ll flop.

AM: If we do sing, the show will still flop.

MM: And do you have any suggestions, Miss Smarty-Pants?

AM: Let us judge.

AG: We were going to bring in celebrities…

ED: We’re celebrities. Kind of.

KK: Perhaps our characters should judge.

AG: That’s genius!

MM: Kristin, what would we do without you?

KK: Okay, they’d applaud me if I suggested filming cockroach races. Is it really a good idea?

AM: I like it.

MR: If Lex doesn’t like them, he can have them whacked.

ED: Except since his security teams sucks, there’ll be a comical chase.

MR: I’d hate it if I didn’t love it so much.

KK: Maybe there can be a scandal where one of the contestants is accused of having an affair with Lois.

ED: I’d love it if I didn’t love it so much.

AA: Clark can talk with a Kryptonian accent.

TW: What’s a Kryptonian accent sound like?

AA: I don’t know. Make something up.

KK: Are we going to have a host?

AG: Lana’s the host.

MM: And Jimmy.

AG: Jimmy?

MM: Trust me. It’ll be great.

MR: We could have DC Comics characters sing for us.

AM: Bart could sing “Life in the Fast Lane.”

ED: Green Arrow could sing “It’s not easy being green.”

AA: Then Green Lantern can follow him.

ED: Awkward…

AA: Remember Non from Superman II?

TW: He didn’t talk.

AA: Exactly.

MR: That's funny. Ventriloquist, from the Batman cartoon, could come and… ventriloquize.

AM: I don’t know if you know that girl from the Legion of Superheroes cartoon, but the girl who can make three of herself? Her own backup singers.

KK: Black Canary gets first even triple-0.

MR: Two-Face does a duet.

AG: And Lana always wins.

MR: That’ll get annoying real fast.